CaptainCoon

CaptainCoon: The primates are back at it again! Miller know...

CaptainCoon: Typical ape move. They always chimp out and line t...

CaptainCoon: That's how it's done!...

CaptainCoon: The monkeys are back at it again! SAD!...

CaptainCoon: The monkeys are tripping over their own banana pee...

CaptainCoon: Well good thing for the people of Freeport is that...

CaptainCoon: We need to keep those savages and human animals in...

CaptainCoon: If they did that then they wouldn't be able to sca...

CaptainCoon: This country needs to arm its law abiding citizens...

CaptainCoon: The Baboons are back at it again!!! The FNM is a...